this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
