This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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