did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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