at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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