nut hugger
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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