I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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