I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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