so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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