Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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