i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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