I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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