i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
third nipple confirmed
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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