I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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