Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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