In the future we'll all be gay
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
