Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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