the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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