Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You pole danced in your parka.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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