Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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