Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
