Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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