Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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