So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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