If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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