Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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