I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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