no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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