it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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