I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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