does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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