I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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