We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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