ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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