God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
