I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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