Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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