Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The air was thick with penises
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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