What a fucking waste of an outfit
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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