He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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