wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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