I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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