sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
