wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
did i walk over a car last night?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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