I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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