like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So many bounce houses so little time
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
