So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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