Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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