this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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