when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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