big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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